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Missing important calls
Such as one from a possible shabang-partner (girlfriend) a few minutes before she goes on holiday for a week.
She was obviously gonna tell me she loved me.
Now she'll be all over some hot surfer guy in Newquay. I haven't got a six-pack!
Why don't I take my mobile anywhere?
Why do I even have a mobile?
Anyway, what's the most important call you've ever missed?