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Some notes on Cornwall
- It's ALWAYS EITHER RAINING OR NOT RAINING.
- It's REALLY EXPENSIVE*
- THE PEOPLE ARE REALLY RUDE**
- NEWQUAY HAS GOT A LAP DANCING CLUB NOW***
- The TESCO'S AT PADSTOW SELLS OUT OF BARBECUE STUFF REALLY QUICKLY
- If you are left of the fairway on the 5th at Trevose THEN YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT WALKING AWAY WITH A PAR****
*if you hire Rick Stein to cook every meal. And sleep with you
**when you piss through their letterboxes
***a fairly crap point. I'm surprised it didn't have one before now. Looks dead classy, like
****I ended up with a 6, which seeing as I took 3 from the tee was a good result. Made a right Horlicks of the par-3 4th, though