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The Transporter
Its down there in the stinking pit of bad action films, alongside Speed 2: Cruise Control and Rambo 3.
I love how because its a 12, he doesn't kill the grunts, he just knocks them out. And yes, grunts. Faceless baddies that stand there, waiting for him to kick them, in boxing stances, rather than shooting him in the leg.
Also, there's the evil super fighter Chinese kung-fu master as a baddie. And just to remind you he's evil, he's got a big red scar down his left eye.
I don't understand how people can enjoy these sorts of films. Also, why is it on Film4?