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The laundrette.
I wet my bed last night and had to use the tumble drier at my local laundrette. This is the last time I ever go in there again! There were a really drunk couple shouting so many swear words at each other, it really was quite scary. They also asked me if I had a spare "fag" about 50 times.
I didn't really wet the bed...
...I did a shit in it!