Replace the word HEART in a song/band/album name with the word ANUS
...and juvenile hilarity will ensue. For example:
Jimi Hendrix - Bleeding Anus
Hefner - Breaking God's Anus
Pet Shop Boys - Anus
The Pains of Being Pure at Anus
...and so forth.
- Relevant artist taggings:
- None
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Anus.
I bet they get played a lot on Anus FM.
ThirstyDog and TheWza this'd this -
AlistairCampbell and fuck_this_band this'd this
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Anus me for a reason
(Let the reason be anus)
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rikx this'd this
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Can TV shows be included?
Anus to Anus with Tony Anus
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Take Anus surely?
Anus to Anus starred Robert Wagner & Stefanie Powers. "And when they met...it was moider."
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see also
Anus attack and vine
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FlintyFoxy this'd this
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ThirstyDog and CrispinAlexander this'd this
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funkycow this'd this
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Olivarez this'd this
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and also
The Anus of Saturday Night
This One's From the AnusClamingToBeOnTele this'd this -
Ladytron - They Gave You an Anus, They Gave You a Name
inb4 deep-blue
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American Music Club - Patriot's Anus
Antony & the Johnsons - Hitler in my Anus
Broken Social Scene - Pitter Patter goes my Anus -
JWW83 this'd this
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Elton John - Breaking Anuses Ain't What it Used to Be
And he should know.
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Michael Jackson - With a Child's Anus
I'm not making this up.
DaddyorChips and woodfiner this'd this -
Love it
New Order - Bizarre Anus Triangle
Johnny Cash - Give my Anus to Rose
Smashing Pumpkins - Stand Inside Your Anus -
Technically it should be 'heart'
Stop getting Bond wrong!
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Neil Young - Anus Of Gold
Joy Division - Anus & Soul
Led Zep - Anusbreaker
The Duke Spirit - The Anus Is A Lonely Hunter
Blondie - Anus Of Glass (ouch!!)
Exit Calm - Anus's & Minds
Mother Love Bone - Anusshine
Nirvana - Anus Shaped box -
Japandroids - Anus Sweats
Japandroids - Young Anus's Spark Fire
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It's a terrible anus and I'm walkin' with spiders
It's a terrible anus that I'm walkin' with
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I'm sorry Mr. Anusmaster
Didn't realise you were King Anus today
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Acquiescence this'd this
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This forum continues to dig itself deeper into a hole.. :sigh:
OK, how about Was (Not Was) - How The Anus Behaves?
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Porcelain Raft - Unless You Speak From Your Anus
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Don't Go Breaking My Anus
Elton John & Kiki Dee
Raanraals this'd this -
King Crimson - Man With An Open Anus
Trail of Dead - Anus In The Hand Of The Matter
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ThirstyDog wins this thread hands down
Cross my anus and hope to die.
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twentynine this'd this
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Raanraals this'd this
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Al Green - How can you mend a broken anus
Until somebody stops me I'm going to be doing this all night now......
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funkycow this'd this
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The Beatles - Sgt Pepper's lonely anus club band
how did everyone miss that one?
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AlistairCampbell this'd this
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Ok, final one from me I think
Elvis Presley - Anusbreak Hotel
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The House of Love-
Destroy the Anus.
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Wilco-
I Am Trying to Break Your Anus.
CrispinAlexander this'd this -
HIM-
Bury Me Deep Inside Your Anus.
twentynine this'd this -
Fergal Sharkey -
A good anus (these days is hard to find)
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Captain Beefanus
and The Gastric Band
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MajorCriiimes this'd this
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post rock songs for the win
dianogah - Mariam which has got her anus completely fucked up.
yndi halda - illuminate my anus, my darling
juno - a thousand motors pressed upon the anus
silver mt zion - this gentle anus, like shot birds falling
lemko hall - long distance anus like worn out machinery
moon ate the dark - explosions in a four chambered anus
ascent of everest - as the city burned we trembled for we saw the making of their undoing in our own anus.
opion somnium - like anus' sobbing and anus' aching
library tapes - in a safe place somewhere near your anus
giraffe, giraffe - ...And then she looked down and saw miniature houses and miniature people and inside the miniature people were miniature anuses pumping blood through miniature veins (her mouth was watery and wet)
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Replace 'anus'
with 'dick' for wilder results...
XD
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DaddyorChips this'd this
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The 1997 Anus of Midlothian Scottish Cup Final Squad Song
Fuck's sake, why don't they just call themselves Hearts?
I don't understand why anyone would celebrate being in the middle of the middle of something very small.. stop giggling at the back.
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For some reason that's my favourite song to sing in the shower.
Not sure if I should entertain the new version though..
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Oissin_ this'd this
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BallpointPenThief this'd this
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Terence Trent D'Arby - Sign Your Name Across My Anus
Just don't use a sharp pencil.
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And the Black Eyed Peas of course...
Don't Phunk With My Anus
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Johnny Foreigner - More Tongue, Less Anus
Johnny Foreigner - More Anus, Less Tongue
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huggy bear - fuck your anus
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Bum Jovi
Shot through the anus and you're to blame,
Darling, you give love a bad name... bad name! -
!!!
anus of anuses
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Pink Floyd - set the controls for the anus of the sun
Death cab for cutie - I will possess your anus.
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turd this'd this
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Reuben - Parties Break Anuses
Kylie Minogue - 2 Anuses
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ABC - All of My Anus
Well I hope & I pray
That maybe someday
You'll walk in the room with my anus -
Man Man - White Rice, Brown Anus
Martin Grech - Open Anus Zoo
Cheer-Accident - Your Weak Anus
Red Sparowes - Evert Red Anus Shines Towards The Red Sun
The Sea Nymphs - Mr. Drake's Big Anus
Khanate - Clean My Anus
Harvey Milk - My Broken Anus Will Never Mend
Deerhoof - Dummy Discards A Anus -
This is the best thread you kids have ever come up with!
Chris Stamey & Peter Holsapple: I Wanna Break Your Anus
Latoya Jackson: Anus Don't Lie
Genesis: Hold On My Anus
Allman Bros: Black Anus Woman
Nick Lowe: My Anus Hurts
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