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Amazing rage at "beach bands"

moker [Edit] [Delete] 45 replies 11:27 January 7th, 2013

http://eagulls.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/blog-post_3005.html?m=1

SHUT YOUR RICH MOUTHS.

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the fuck is a beach band?

shadyadie | 7 Jan '13, 11:41 | X | ^ This | Reply

cat_race this'd this
- Dunno, good point
  
  but it's amusing.
  
  moker @shadyadie | 7 Jan '13, 11:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
YOU BLEACHED YOUR HAIR AND YOU PAWNED YOUR SKIS

and then you SOLD OUT FOR THE SHAPE OF THE PALM TREE SCENE

mute-branches | 7 Jan '13, 11:44 | X | ^ This | Reply

JaguarPirate and subjective this'd this
- HEAD SOUTH! HEAD SOUTH!
  
  JaguarPirate @mute-branches | 7 Jan '13, 12:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
GARY NUMAN WOULD KNOCK ALL OF YOUR DADS OUT

chadders | 7 Jan '13, 11:47 | X | ^ This | Reply

moker, the-breacher, _TheBeautifulOnes_, and Tiresias42 this'd this
- rejected mclusky lyric
  
  _TheBeautifulOnes_ @chadders | 7 Jan '13, 13:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
I don't know what a Beach Band is

But I know I hate them.

And I'd buy any record the people who wrote that note might make

bornin69 | 7 Jan '13, 12:06 | X | ^ This | Reply

Huggy_Bear, Comaboy, Oissin_, and Tiresias42 this'd this
Stop moaning

Ignore all the crap bands & support the LOADS of brilliant ones is my response to this.

Anthonyc | 7 Jan '13, 12:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
- sounds like the words of someone who's been to the beach before
  
  get him
  
  jarock87 @Anthonyc | 7 Jan '13, 12:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  calumlynn, poptimusgrime, moker, whynot, orangejuice, andyvine, subjective, and Oissin_ this'd this
that's brilliant

My impression of a Beach Band would be people like Waaves, Vampire Weekend, Best Coast, Dum Dum Girls, Surfer Blood.........people playing Link Wray surf riffs, afrobeat and electro pop with a Miami Vice visual aesthetic......SeaPunk anything.

I hate it all, especially if they wear preppy shirts with the collars done up to the top button and deck shoes.

GoatmeatMF | 7 Jan '13, 12:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Yep
  
  that's what was going through my mind. Man I fucking HATE everything about Vampire Weekend.
  
  moker @GoatmeatMF | 7 Jan '13, 13:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
<3 eagulls

_TheBeautifulOnes_ | 7 Jan '13, 12:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
This is AMAZING, there need to be more rants like this, fuck complacency

It's about time someone called out all those fucking idiots who talk like the voices at the beginning of Undone (The Sweater Song). You're from fucking Manchester not California you absolute tit.

I had never listened to Eagulls before but now I'm listening to them with a big smile on my face. (they're actually really good)

calumlynn | 7 Jan '13, 12:44 | X | ^ This | Reply

moker, subjective, Oissin_, and riverlodge this'd this
They seem to be talking specifically about british bands.

who they?

Huggy_Bear | 7 Jan '13, 13:06 | X | ^ This | Reply

rainmaker this'd this
- though first I've ever heard of Eagulls.
  
  Makes me wanna listen to them though.
  
  Huggy_Bear @Huggy_Bear | 7 Jan '13, 13:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - They're good
    
    https://soundcloud.com/eagulls
    and
    http://open.spotify.com/artist/3ZCwTLYnwEQqu9rq9eHWav
    
    moker @Huggy_Bear | 7 Jan '13, 13:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Is this
      
      the same Eagulls who did a split single with Mazes?
      
      Huggy_Bear @moker | 7 Jan '13, 13:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - they sound to me
      
      like the kind of band i imagine they are slagging off. a shite cribs if the cribs could get be shiter
      
      it is quite a funny letter with a few salient points raised.
      
      carry on.
      
      shy_retirer @moker | 7 Jan '13, 20:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I feel a bit let down
      
      No one should be able to record a song called 'Council Flat Blues'. It should actually be illegal.
      
      bornin69 @moker | 7 Jan '13, 23:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - yep
        
        please dismount from your high horse
        
        shy_retirer @bornin69 | 8 Jan '13, 10:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
SANDTHRAX

MANIC STREET BEACHERS
SAND YOU WILL KNOW THEM BY THE TRAIL OF DEAD

shucks | 7 Jan '13, 13:40 | X | ^ This | Reply

subjective this'd this
- NICK CAVE & THE BAD SEAS
  
  poptimusgrime @shucks | 7 Jan '13, 13:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  subjective and Tiresias42 this'd this
  - HOLY BUCK(ET)
    
    SPADEBISI SHANK
    
    shucks @poptimusgrime | 7 Jan '13, 13:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Deckchairlift
      
      GoatmeatMF @shucks | 7 Jan '13, 14:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
- THE MOLDY BEACHES
  
  orangejuice @shucks | 7 Jan '13, 13:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
- CRYSTAL SANDCASTLES
  
  orangejuice @shucks | 7 Jan '13, 13:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ICE D:REAM
  
  _TheBeautifulOnes_ @shucks | 7 Jan '13, 13:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
- 'LIL JON AND THE EAST TIDE BOYZ
  
  orangejuice @shucks | 7 Jan '13, 13:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
- MY SANDY VALENTINE
  
  Antelope @shucks | 7 Jan '13, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Quin sea Jones
    
    bornin69 @Antelope | 7 Jan '13, 23:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
Has he tried bolt cutters?

sadballadman | 7 Jan '13, 13:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
BEACH MAGNET

Huggy_Bear | 7 Jan '13, 13:57 | X | ^ This | Reply

orangejuice this'd this
- Badly Drawn Groyne/Buoy
  
  Spice Gulls
  Crystal Sandcastles
  (Sun)Cream
  Less Tan Jake
  Ant and Deckchair
  
  FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK (POOL) WE SALUTE YOU
  
  amyblue @Huggy_Bear | 8 Jan '13, 09:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
like, yeah fine

but it doesn't sit that well with the photo of two of them in the bath immediately after it. like, hey! we're in the bath together in germany!

cat_race | 7 Jan '13, 13:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
he shore sounds angry!

Jordan_229_2 | 7 Jan '13, 13:59 | X | ^ This | Reply

Morzan this'd this
R Kelly - Erosion (Remix)

sorry :(

orangejuice | 7 Jan '13, 14:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
ah, brightonb's gone retro

LordLuciusBanter | 7 Jan '13, 14:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
i love this so much

subjective | 7 Jan '13, 14:23 | X | ^ This | Reply

Tiresias42 this'd this
- GO TO FUCKIN INDIA AND STAY THERE
  
  subjective @subjective | 7 Jan '13, 14:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - you're the type of people who take drugs and have never met a drug dealer
    
    YES!
    
    subjective @subjective | 7 Jan '13, 20:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
Check the tagging

http://italianbeachbabes.bandcamp.com/album/mazes-eagulls-split

SURF!

Huggy_Bear | 7 Jan '13, 14:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
I was going to say

Eagulls aren't a bad band at all, even quite good but they are very much in the same scene that they are moaning about.

Anthonyc | 7 Jan '13, 14:49 | X | ^ This | Reply

niallKP, Morzan, marke, rainmaker, and Nestor this'd this
- which probably makes it all the more annoying that they're surrounded by twatty surf rock bands
  
  calumlynn @Anthonyc | 7 Jan '13, 20:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  Oissin_ this'd this
IF YOU CAN'T HAVE A GIRL IN YOUR BAND THEN YOU WILL JUST DRESS ONE OF YOUR MEMBERS UP AS ONE!

I like this a lot. I really want to like Eagulls, they're not bad, but...

Oissin_ | 7 Jan '13, 20:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
the never met a drug dealer line is the best one

Loui_Tacceh | 7 Jan '13, 21:36 | X | ^ This | Reply

rainmaker, _TheBeautifulOnes_, and Oissin_ this'd this

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