Boards

Crawlin' on her belly, shakin' like jelly
and I'm gettin' harder than Chinese algebra

Birds are something you shag...
Take your 'Year in Provence' and shove it...up your...ARSE

Ring-a-ding-ding, oh my head's in a spin,
Now there's a cowboy in the court, he's got a monkey on a string.
He's singing dance, dance, dance to the monkey macaroni,
had to get out now, it was making me horny.

Bit grim but hey...
Six years later father dies in the very same bedroom.
Many said it was the grief that did it,
I have to say it's 'cause he hung himself.

I love Nature Boy. It's such a beautiful track. There's a couple of verses on there that make me smile:

I was walking around the flower show like a leper
Coming down with some kind of nervous hysteria
When I saw you standing there, green eyes, black hair
Up against the pink and purple wisteria
You said, hey, nature boy, are you looking at me
With some unrighteous intention?
My knees went weak,
I couldn't speak, I was having thoughts
That were not in my best interests to mention

and

You took me back to your place
And dressed me up in a deep sea diver's suit
You played the patriot, you raised the flag
And I stood at full salute

BEFORE I RIP MA TAG OFF
ASK WHY MY PANTS SAG OFF
CAUSE I'M RAPPIN MY ASS OFFFFF
FLOW SO UUUUUGLY
MONEY SO HAAAAANDSOME

For he was afraid of spelunking down in those caves

It's mostly about the alliteration

We like the boys
With the bullet proof vests
We like the girls
With the cellophane chests
We like to ride on executive planes
We like to sit around and get real paid

You look good in that sweater
And that aluminum crutch
I'm gonna let you down easy
I've got a delicate touch

I'm mixing business with leather
Christmas with Heather
Freaks flock together
And make all the b-boys scream

run a lot do a lot never be lazy

another one is;

it was the light, it was the angle

which is clever and funny as it's a callback to earlier in the song.