:D
That just made my day

i might erupt you"

(she meant corrupt).

the same girl also claimed that she coul dbeat off any man in under one minute. she was the only girl working in an office of middle aged men.

is pure gold :D

and a while ago the producer of See Hear sent us a really badly-written billing. Cue one of my colleagues sagely telling me 'perhaps it's because he's deaf'. Because deafness = dyslexia, obviously.

After another colleague asked how you spell it.

my colleague and i were looking at an email that my boss sent us.. and my colleague said, "and what's with all the explanation points?" ha!

it wasn't a work colleague but a colleague with the group i volunteer with. we were blowing up some balloons and i said "they don't stay up very well. it's too bad they're not helium-filled". and she said, "how do you know they're not helium filled?"

"............... because... i... blew them up.... with my mouth...?" : |

..this girl that my mate knew asked us if the capital of Rome was Roman, surely this wins. ;)

"Left in France is the same as right in UK isn't it?"

"What part of England is Paris in?"

this person has known me for two years

The same girl thought that London (which she had NEVER been to, despite being 23 and having spent her entire life living just 2 hours away from it) was in the North East.

She also seemed to think that Manchester and Leeds were prominent Scottish cities.

"Pele? He's that French dude who played for Arsenal isn't he?"

Kosovo kind of is a region of Serbia, since its independence hasn't been internationally recognised yet

was asked by a girl once: "Do Pigeons drink Petrol?"

the day after some one in my workplace asked 'what was that film with wesley snipes as a draclia?'
note: not a spelling mistake in the quote....its word for word what was said!

who asked if Scotland was a city!!

Then just today asked me 'This man has sent me a copy of his birth certificate, he turned 18 in December 2007 - his invoice was raised in November 2007. How old was he when the invoice was raised?'

Arrrrghhhh

.. why in our contacts directory is the risk and emergency planning manager for *gas company* and their control centre listed? Why do we need both?

In case you can't get hold of one of them maybe..?
*sigh*

if they had been in a coma since 1995 or something.

the web director was based in the US and we were talking with them about creating a specific website for France, when he asked

"Do the French use the same alphabet as us?"

"how do you spell Mr.?"
"there's glitter in my soup!"
she'd been working there for longer than me and seen me being introduced to Jean, the manager. a few months after i started, she asked "is Jean your mum?"