The Rejects were formed in April '97 when Doozer watched J wrote out his advert for band members and then told him he'll play Bass (what a cunt!), after J stopped swearing about Doozer making his advert look crap they decide to write incredibly poor grunge/slow punk numbers, under the name of Twat Rock. Then they booked a gig for 4 months time.

One month before the gig they decided getting a drummer and writing some decent songs would be a good idea, they got the drummer (a lovely fella called Glen) but unfortunately not the songs though. Directly after the gig Glen left because he hated the stuff.

2 Days later The Rejects recorded their 5-track EP "Terry the Sexgod" with new drummer Will. After abusing the recording facilities at SEEVIC college, Music tech teacher Steve "Bearded Knob" Ridley said "The Rejects have taken the piss".

After 3 gigs Will left (shit), then after a couple of months later Doozers younger brother found an even younger drummer in the form of Richard "The Guv" Nichols (A salvation army god loving tart). After 2 years with the band The Guv was still not old enough to get into clubs. How sad. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. They even wrote a song about it "Rock Garden".

Now The Rejects have employed the drumming skills of Carlos and have gotten better (as noticed by a shitload of people) and a lot faster and now play punk with waltz and jazz in it as well as Ska (TWAT ROCK!!!).

So to sum up:- The Rejects - They like Pat Sharpe coz of his lovely mullet.