THIS SITE HAS BEEN ARCHIVED AND CLOSED.

This Sunday in Lakeside Shopping Centre, the unmighty Fast Food Rockers are set to perform their debut single no less than five times - on the hour between midday and 4pm. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

This is a warning, not an advertisement.

DiScuss: Is this a good move? Shoulda done it at the Whitgift Centre in Croydon instead.