**King Adora**	A mirror or ten (well, they obviously don’t seem to own any).
**Matt Bellamy from Muse**	Several big turkey dinners to fatten him up a bit.
**At The Drive-In**	A hedge trimmer for those ridiculous hairstyles.
**Brian Molko**	A speech therapist so he can finally work out for once what his accent is.
**PJ Harvey**	An outfit to wear in her next video that actually fits properly.
**Thom Yorke**	A xylophone so he can add even more twinkly bits to his next batch of songs.
**Coldplay**	Lessons on “How NOT to be the new Travis in 10 easy steps”
**Badly Drawn Boy**	A razor. And some new clothes.
**JJ72**	Anything that could possibly make Mark Greaney’s balls drop, please. No self-respecting bloke should be able to sing at that pitch.
**Blink 182**	The latest edition of the Concise Oxford Dictionary, to up their vocabulary from words like ‘butt’ and ‘blowjob’
**Metallica**	A cheque for 20 quid, because apparently they don’t have enough money...
**Marilyn Manson**	He doesn’t deserve anything. He’s far too naughty.
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