You know you are getting old if...

- You have a copy of "Pocket Full of Kryptonite" sitting on your shelf (and if you don't know what that is, congratulations)

- You associate The Offspring with "Self Esteem"

- You still know all the words to "Loser"

- You excitedly cry out "School Disco!" when Green Day's "Basket Case" is played

- You remember a time before Pokemon

- You call 12-year-olds in Nirvana T-shirts "posers"

- You owned pair of novelty Dr Marten's at some point

- You're girl and pursued the miniskirt-armyboots look at some stage

- You're boy and you owned a flannel lumberjack shirt at some stage

- You remember Mark Wahlberg as Marky Mark (and The Funky Bunch!)

- You think "Three Little Pigs" by Green Jelly was an amazing video

- You find the sight of a shellsuit alarming

- You notoriously compare the first Oasis album to what they're doing now

- You are in Camden and are able to cheerfully identify an ex-member of Menswe@r

- You remember the time when Damon Albarn wasn't looking like some thug just yet.