I've left work early as I had to do a few bits and bobs before the shops shut. Anyway. I've got home, and put Richard & Judy on, where Rolf Harris has just been on singing a new song he's written about the culling of the seals in Canada, 'Slaughter On The Ice'.

Listen to it here: http://www.myspace.com/rolfharrisno1

This really shouldn't make me giggle. So why does it?! I am such a bad person it hurts.