OK - the physical kind, not the emo kind.. I was hit by a cyclist y'day and have now got a bruise which is in the shape of a handle bar growing on my top thigh. Nice.
Best bruises I have had are:
a. falling onto a moving treadmill, and not being able to walk for 4 weeks properly
b. falling out of a wheelchair when at uni, which was out of control, downhill, and had a big GREEN BLACK BLUE bruise for about 2 mths later (was drunk - stole wheelchair from hospital - another story)..

Who has bruises today? What is the best bruise you have had on your body?

MsRx