How are you today?

I wasn't in the Guardian yesterday, it's actually next Monday. Tell your friends.

I'm not very good at relationships, can someone help?

I've decided that I now actually like The Knife's Silent Shout LP, after ages of being indifferent and left slightly cold by it.

I'm going to see Charalambides this weekend. That's quite exciting, right?

Plus, I made some coffee this morning and it was cold! And I ate two crumpets!