So...I was told that when you've got syphillis your jap's eye weeps puss a lot, like it drips nastily.

So, liek, before anti-biotics, what the fuck did people do? How could they have wanted to shag.

I read somewhere that Henry VIII was a sufferer, hence megalomania and lots of stillborn kids.

I guess I was just thinking that if my cock was weeping puss the last thing I'd want to do is shag...

*Abandon post*