An unpaid position that involves -
Popping down the shop.
Pretending to be me at unwanted appointments.
Reaaaaally looking forward to the remaining 8 world cup matches.
Moral support.
Ironing.
Mopping.
Darning socks.
Selling yo' ass on Dalston Lane to raise money.
Phone pad doodling.
Hoovering.
Above average looking (panel debate will occur on this topic at interview resulting in a score out of 10)
pref. fully qualified music lawyer with own large vehicle.