I have a real problem with 97% of people who write columns in weekend newpaper magazines - they always seem to be badly observed and total 'me' drenched and seemingly serving no relevance whatsoever - barring Charlie Brooker (and maybe Grace Dent) I find most of them hard to stomach - they seem to have only on purpose and that falls under the prefix of self-serving. What a sad waste of space at the expence of (probably) better.

Come on let's have some bite to these things!!!