So, while leafing through the Sun at the counter of a greasy spoon cafe the other day with a certain PWL, I came across TWO PAGES of puns based on Beckhams pitch sick incident.
"David Chuckham", obviously.
"A game of two barfs" (lol).
And my personal favourite -
"It's vomming home."
Lolocaust.
So, obviously, someone at the Sun has the most fun job ever. My contribution would have been a two picture inlay, each with a line and an arrow - one charting the trajectory of the majestic free kick into the corner of the net, and one following the trajectory of Mr Chuckham's puke onto the ground.
Caption -
"THE CURL AND THE HURL".