to japan (visa application pending) in october. i'm very happy for him and a bit sad he's leaving, but he's also rekindled my desires to escape this island and go somewhere else.

thus, i have formulated the following plans:

1) go to Omaha, and find Saddle Creek's offices. then, refuse to leave until they give me a job.

2) find a hot Canadian girl I can impress with my "suave Englishness".

thoughts? workable? anyone on here fit the description in #2?