We were filming a scene of our project in Marks and Spencers, and this huge, REALLY BADLY IMMENSELEY bog-eyed security guard strolls over and says:

"Did you know that under the Data Protection Act of 1993, it is officially illegal to film, or capture any images, moving or still, in the store? Please leave."

I was WELL scared because I couldn't stop giggling at how his eyes weren't actually looking at me, but he was huge, so he could have snapped me.

AGH!