Dearest social borad,

It gives me great pleasure to announce that I, Ralphcore, will be entering into the Southern Californian Amatuer Surfing Competition that will take place on wed 21st June 06. There will be around 100 entrants in the 'intermediate' level and i predict I will come within the top 25 for the 2nd year running. I have had me 3 intensive days practise thus far and i am super ripped and ready to go. The event will be hosted at my local 'break' Moonlight Beach (where the beach boys grew up and its Tony Hawk's local break too!) i am familiar with the conditions and as long as it stays fairly small 4-6ft, i should be OK. I was there this morning, before the sun rapes my back and neck anymore, and i got chatting to a hot babe lifeguard called 'Dee' who, it turns out will also be entering this prestigious competition. I am going to the pre-event lunch tommorrow and i am going to eat a lot of meat. That is all i have to say for now, stay tuned for pictures of me looking ripped. Bye. X