You know I'd love to go on the Orient Express. It's got that majesty. I thought that when I had a proper decent paying job I might treat myself to it.

http://www.orient-express.com/web/vsoe/journeys/3_967.jsp

But not at FIVE AND A HALF THOUSAND POUNDS.

ONE WAY.

FOR FIVE NIGHTS.

STARTING IN PARIS NOT LONDON, TOO.

And this year's already booked up. Christ... This makes me sad.