i was reading a Sunday supplement (there was an article about Kim Gordon in there, that's my excuse anyway) and learnt these things about Russell Brand:

1) He is, apparently, the sexiest man on television right now.
2) He is, apparently, a cross between Lord Byron, Mick Jagger and Kate Moss. (Wut?)
3) He has overcome addiction to crack.
4) He has overcome addiction to heroin.
5) He has overcome addiction to some other drugs i can't remember.
6) He has overcome addiction to sex.
7) He got sacked from MTV for turning up to the studio on September 12th 2001 dressed as Osama Bin Laden.

i don't know who i hate more, him or the person who wrote it...