I got into the lift today at work and it was full of employees from around the building...including a little mob of about 3 or 4 middle aged women that had all been on lunch together. as the lift door was closing....a guy got in and he was rather large...about 6ft 4 heavily built. As a result of him getting in the lift door wouldnt close as a part of his shoulder was sticking out....he embarrasingly turned to everyone and said 'sorry its my shoulder pads'

Now i dont know what posessed her to say it but one of these women replied 'ooh and there was us thinking you were all meat'

there was a silence of about 10 seconds before a bit of sniggering which erupted into heavy cackling laughter which got so out of control that one of the women let out a huge fart.....and then the laughter went up a few hundered notches again!

It was fucking hilarious to be honest and the large bloke who all of this stemmed from just stood there getting redder and redder!