pubs are a bit crap. I've spent the last three hours sat in the local social club. It was full of balding lager lout chav-has-beens, laughing at my sexy drainpipes, and supping pints.

These people are so deluded. They don't realise there is anything outside Burnley, and they're destined to spend their whole lives drinking themselves to death and meeting about 10 people on the way.

I don't see why people enjoy it though. Its good to have a natter to your mates whilst having a drink, but its so much better doing it somewhere that plays at least half-decent music. Even a house gathering of about 10 people is funner than sitting in some crappy club and staring at the TV because Kelly Clarkson is on.

Yeah!