We've all got them. Boring arsefaced mates who are hermits... the ones you you phone and you know you're gonna get a "can't be bothered" or "I wanna stay intonight I'm knackered" people. Even if there's a massive group of you all going somewhere amazing they're all boring and shit.

It's like, YOU'VE GOT YOUR THE ENTRIE REST OF YOUR BORING LIFE TO STAY IN YOU TWAT, you're only young once.

Pffft. Before I got ill, I went out all the time. I hate staying in.

Anyway, those people who don't go out. Why do you bother?