I went shopping the other day and popped into the usual high street shops, H&M, Topman etc. and the one thing I noticed was how much cooler and infinitely better women's clothes are.

The boys stuff stick to the same old crap, polo shirts with stripes (which i'm wearing now - whoops) and t-shirts with shitty designs on that EVERY chav wears on a night out. Full of pastel yellows and pinks. It's horrible.

The women's sections had amazing selections, featuring everything I love right now. Polka dots, turquoise and brown coloured items and baby blue clothes etc. Everything looked so nice.

Life is so unfair. Not only do women have better orgasms, but they get better clothes!