(*) "I'm walking along the street adding LOLs to signs and things in my head and actually LOLing out loud. Other people are looking at me funny."

(*) "A woman just crossed the street, I think to avoid me. 'Massive LOL Clearance'. 'LOLtrader'. 'McLOLold'...etc"

(*) "My sides hurt. There's a bus on its way to GoLOLders Green. Sounds like my kinda town..."