a man accused me of stealing 40K from him.

Another man got annoyed at me because of the following conversation

Him: *holding 2 litre bottle of coca-cola* Is this normal coke?

Me: Yes

Him: Not fat-free coke?

Me: No Normal Coke

Him: Not Cherry Coke?

Me: No! Normal Coke!

Him: Not Diet Coke?

Me: No! just coke! Grade A Colombian Coke!

Then he got really annoyed and said i mocked him. Which was right, to be fair...