Ok, its slow tonight, i'm bored, and you all know the drill with this*, and there hasn't been one for a while, so it could be interesting.

*For those who haven't got a jimmy choo: Post something true/false/scurrilous about the person who you're replying to, yourself, and the person who will reply to you.

here goes

/\Is probably God.
>Is very bored/confused by the working of Ice streams within the West Antarctic Ice Sheet
\/ Will probably be more bored than me...