I have just been sent a memo at work saying that if arsenal win the European Cup I HAVE to turn up for work on the day of the Victory Parade (it goes right past where I work) - this has annoyed me a lot as a) Arsenal dull my senses and b) I couldn't take time off work last year for Liverpool's Victory Parade. So, any gooners want to be me for the day so they can have a perfect view of some French reserve team workhorses drive by on a Number 30 bus? this was I can get away for the day and someone gets the 'treat' of a lunchtime or something.