I have never watched Ultimate Force before because, due to the fact that it "stars" Ross Kemp and is about the SAS, I had assumed it would be utter shite. This evening I saw the first ten minutes and was flabberghasted: it is a hundred times worse than I could have imagined it to be. Nails-down-a-balckboard dialogue, "we'll take away the boy and bring back a man"; moronic premise, a sextet of SAS are sent to an unnamed South American country to train the entire army; wooden-as-Pinochio's-dick characters, and the apotheosis is the grossly-overweight Kemp wandering around like he's lost his carer. (I do mena carer, not career, because he never had the latter.)