stand in the queue in a chip shop anywhere in england after 1am on a friday night and someone will want to start a fight with you.
especially if they jump the queue and see you notice them doing so.
then when you wait outside someone will spit on you.

people = shit.

however, no-one likes it when you find pleasure in riling these people making them 10 times angrier by making smart arse comments about how by making a fuss they're actually gaining sod all jumping in the queue.

i wish i had a tazer.

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