On Sky News yesterday they were talking about Peter Crouch and how it could be his year with the World Cup and everything. They said, 'could it be the year of the freak for the 6 foot 5 footballer?'

I am 6 foot 5, and don't consider myself to be a freak. I think Sky News are heighest. At least I can get the Marmite on the top shelf at Tescos for grannys, even if they don't want Marmite. Fucking rude if you ask me.