I'm gutted! I just got into work and got this email from my friend Chris - it's actually true. How FUNNY is this - I could have been hanging out with the Karate Kid instead of the DiS Kids on Sunday!

*pulls out chopstix and starts catching flies...

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"hi, my friend Ralph Macchio, star of the karate kid movies and "my cousin vinnie" is coming to london this coming bank holiday week-end. its his first non-business related trip and as he is quite a heavy drinker, weve deciced to go on a pub crawl of the east london area. the pub crawl will commence this saturday and should continue until monday the first of may. we'd like as many people as possible to join us so if your interested please let me know. i look forward to hearing from you.
david lennon
ps one thing: please dont discuss the karate kid movies with ralph or ask him to perform any of the kicking or punching techniques from the movies! thats so old and it really gets on his nerves. hes a cool guy and hes quite knowlegable on a number of topics so there should be plenty of other stuff to talk about. "