Is brilliant, let's be honest.

I just lost at darts though. A tense finish, where my attempt at double 4 bounced out and narrowly missed an old lady in a pink tracksuit. Still, they don't measure misses in distance, I should have ensured it penetrated her old lady skull. A miss is a miss.

Anyway. I'm slightly drunk. Can you get away with crap threads when you're drunk, or should I just go home?