As suspected, Team Andy has set the standard for all future lunchtime seminars. The marks for the seminar out of 5 are:

Interactive: 0.1
Fun: 0.1
Relevance: 1.2
Fear: 3.8
Sandwiches: 4.6
Competence in Technology: wut?

Don’t forget that all results matter diddly squat in the long run, but the highest scoring presentation will receive any sandwiches that are left over