Whilst minding my own business walking through a shopping centre in Edinburgh, two chavs came and walked beside me when one asked, rather more politely than expected
'Exxshcuuse me like darrlin', bu'are yee a page three modaaal or shumthaaan? Me 'n ma mate recognise yee..'
(well at least he said 'excuse me')

He actually looked stunned when i said 'No'.

Either he was genuinly surprised, or chavs have more acting skills than I give them credit for.
And i don't look like a page 3 girl, so..dramatic skillzz i think? I hope so anyway.