Help me not to be dodgy, not to slip into rude banter or dodgy inuendo with you all on the threads, If I do start remind me that it is inappropriate for someone of my age.
Point out to me when I am being vain or egotistical and keep me on the righteous path of virtue.

In the old days I would have posted a thread such as this to provoke a torrent that would annoy patricide but this time I am sincere.

Thanking you all in advance