this email i just got takes the biscuit:

"As suspected, the finance team have set the standard for all future departmental meeting presentations.

Out of a maximum of 5, you awarded them:

Marketing Effort 3.1
Competence in technology 4.4
Interactive 4.2
Fun 3.9
Relevant 4.0
Informative 3.8

Don't forget that all results are entered for the Global Oscars in December when the highest scoring team in each of these categories will be awarded some fab prizes."

i despair