Entertain me. Go to your text message inbox, and post a message from within. My two current favourites:

'Ultimately she's gonna see my tatooed arms in a Motorhead vest hugging a flip flop wearing Goodwin singing 'On Standby' fuelled by Strongbow and she's gonna be asking questions. Still, we came to rock.'

'Message from Burkey (and I promise I haven't changed this) - Minge, definitely minge!!!!!'