As some of you may be aware, myself and another user of this site have a small bet on at the moment. The bet is simple - that I grow a moustache and keep it for three weeks.

Now, I'm going to look stupid. Not least because I have a bizarrely shaped head and it just WON'T WORK, but also because, six days in, it's already gone ginger.

But anyway. I'm going to do this, and look like Tom Selleck and Zammo off of Grange Hill's love child. Those who wish to see it in it's full glory, April 29th will see the ceremonial shaving off of the offending ginger caterpillar, somewhere in a pub in London. Sadpunk has already confirmed his attendence, that's how much this night matters.