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meths [Edit] [Delete] 10:59, 24 March '06

i like (to the tune of aga doo (i think!)very slowly):

"goah down pub.
ave 10 pints.
annn get reeeeally plastered.

then go ome.
and beat the wife.
cos IIIIm a notharn BASTAD!"

sung by barnet, to any team outside the M25