1. The driver was about 30, Eastern European, TALL TALL (at least 6"5), solid build (not fat - good bod)..

2. The pizza he delivered is just the tastiest I have eaten in ages (don't normally eat Pizza).

3. It tastes even better cause I'm at work - still

4. I did not have sex with the pizza man, Monpot - read DID NOT (it wasn't a menu option although I did ask)

5. I'm having another slice.. Niiiiice...