Now I'm not one to moan as you all know but having seen the latest M&Ms advert, which is set at some media type's 'funky' flat choosing what 'vid' to watch, I would like to challenge the bearded prick who is the main star to a duel on Blackheath as he really raises my blood pressure. And I'm a keen foe of his voice as well.

All I need is a leather glove in which to slap his face as I believe this is a gentlemanly way of proffering a duel request, I believe.

Of course if anyone else dislikes this man intensely then the duel becomes void