I hate this man so, so much

Portsmouth's record under Alain Perrin this season:
P 13 W 2 D 4 L 7 Pts 10 Pos 17th

Portsmouth's record under Harry Redknapp this season:
P 13 W 2 D 2 L 9 Pts 8 Pos 19th

The media seem a lot less keen to report on how shit he has done (and did at Southampton) than they would be if it was another, less popular character

No doubt he'll jump ship again and come out smelling of roses (and used 50 pound notes, hastily bundled together in a leather attache case)