check inbox. no email.

i know you've read it.

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in fact, according to my read receipt, you read it two hours ago.

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i put an important flag on it and everything.

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your phone is diverted to voicemail. I know you're not in a meeting, because i spoke to one of your colleagues about half an hour ago, and i could hear your voice in the background.

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i want to go to lunch. but i need you to reply before i can.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

sod it. i'm going to lunch. i hate technology.