Through the span of history, future and past, where and who would you most like to be?

I'd like to be a big shot capitalist in 1870s London. I'd spend my days waving pieces of paper and barking at nervy secretaries, and my nights holding a nice brandy and cigar with the boys at the gentlemen's club. And I'd be portly. Not fat, portly.

Don't say right here, right now. It means you have diseases.