Is there owt better than sweet revenge?

A couple of years ago, there was this smug little tit in the year below us at school. He started acting extra idiotically, so some of my friends stole his student planner. They found out where he lived. Then, they tore out pages of it, and wrote sex threats on the pages. They posted them through his letter box. It sent him crazy.

One of the pages read:
"YOU CAN FART ON MY BOLLOCKS ALL NIGHT, YOU SEX MAD PENIS-ADDICT."

L M A O.

Does anyone know of a better story than this? It happened ages ago, but whenever I think about it I cry in laughter.